And now a word from our Holiday Sponsor

Hey you! Yes, you!

Have you heard every single Christmas album ever sang, recorded, and sold in stores or online? Have you heard dogs singing Jingle Bells, cats singing Jingle Bells, and your drunken uncle on a kazoo with a tape recorder?

If you thought you had every single possible Christmas album that was ever made, sang and unfortunately recorded, then your collection is incomplete as of this moment!

New from YESMAN Records, the recording label that brought you "The Philaharmonic Kazoo Orchestra", "Beach Boys meets Belching" and other expensively annoying CD compilations, it's the Christmas CD with a nu rock twist!




"It's a Nickleback Christmas!"

"Soo that a Santa can save us, I'm not gonna stand heeerrree and weeeeiiiiitttttt"

All five of your favorite Nickleback songs digitally remastered and rewritten for the holiday season! Just check out this jolly facerocker:

"Look at this misteltoe; Reminds me of a camel toe"

How much would you expect to pay for an amazing CD like this? WAIT! Don't answer!

When you order It's a Nickelback Christmas, You'll also receive Drooling All the Way: A Saliva Christmas absolutely free! All two of your favorite Saliva songs follow suit on this amazing bonus CD:

*Click Click Boom Riff*
CHRIST-MAS-TIME!
I'M COMING DOWN ON A SLEIGH RIDE, WATCH ME AS A GO BY

and also:

COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! MERRY CHRISTMAS! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

This new Christmas album from Nickleback and Saliva, available in stores December 26th* from YESMAN Records!
*when everyone returns it