Monday Hangover: Tip for Week 3, don't start David Aikers
It was Labor Day weekend when Reedy stopped over at my house. The reason for that was his internet connection was acting much weird, thereby his fantasy draft picks were quickly being snagged. He only missed about 3 of them, but that's besides the point. His turn to pick:
Reedy: "who should I go with?"
Me: "I say pick Jeff Reed."
Reedy: "...that's a good call."
The initial reasoning behind that was based on a preseason assumption that the Steelers offense would not be up to snuff when gameday rolled around. Was I ever wrong or what? The reason for the Jeff Reed pick was that Reedy would amass huge points from red zone field goals for his fantasy team.
This was after he had already picked David Aikers. To review how that picked worked out, Aikers missed two field goals in Week 1 while Jeff Reed was kicking extra points like they were going out of style faster than slap bracelets at a middle school. This week 2 Aikers once again did not deliver.
He was injured for one kick.
If you have Mark Simineau on your fantasy team, you are a brave, brave man. The linebacker for the Eagles was called in to kick the extra point after another Eagles touchdown over Sucktown I mean San Francisco. More on that later. Simineau kicked the extra point, and split it perfectly. Enter him in for the car drawing, RMU.
And now, this week's Sunday recap, sans Cowboys cause they play Monday:
Steelers rumble at Unreliant Stadium - Why do I have this feeling this weekend was "It was over before you got there" weekend? While Gary was missing the first game of his 5 game hiatus due to play practice, the Steelers played in the sun in Reliant Stadium with the door open. 20-0 at the half. Thankfully for sportscasters on CBS you can put away your barrel of anecdotes for the 3rd quarter when the game's out of hand for next week. Steelers are playing the Pats, which got handed the "0wn3d" card today from Carolina, next week in what should be the first real season game for the steller stellers. Oh, and Reedy, Jeff Reed kicked two field goals. You really need to start him. Steelermania 27, Cattleheads 7
Cleveland's Revenge of the Nerds - Brett Favre threw for 50,000 career yards this game to a standing ovation. No, they weren't happy he hit this milestone. They were clapping that John Madden was not calling this game. Because after all, I think those two fathered a child or something. That or Brett owns stock in Ace Hardware. tool. While I could play a Madden and talk about Brett Favre this entire recap, I won't. Did you know Brett Favre wore braces once? That's amazing. Reminded me one time on the Maddencruiser when we got loaded and started doing donuts in the Unreliant Stadium parking lot. Oh sorry. Got carried away. Who did Brett Favre play against today? What? He lost? Brett Favre can't lose! Get me a fuckin bloomin onion! Romeo's Kennel 26, Brett Favre's Team 24
In San Francisco, there is a spoon - Tim Rattay is a Matrix-like player. No, I'm not talking about gravity-defying moves. No, I'm not talking about being super cool. And no, I am most certainly not talking being "The One." You see much like The Matrix movie, the first was good and the sequels sucked. Well Tim, slap your ass and call yourself Trinity in Reloaded, cause YOU. GOT. FUCKED. Sunday morning Mike Nolan, SF head coach, and Tim Rattay opted to take the red pill. They all got unplugged and found out how much of an abso-mess their football team is. They called Alex Smith their One. They found out he was their Mouse. 0/1 and only played one series. Rattay was picked more times than a 6 year old's nose. Meanwhile Agent McNabb and Agent Owens Burly Brawled for 2 TDs and McNabb found three other Agents and connected for 3 more. 28-0 at half time. McNabb played with a bruised chest. There is no pain in the Eaglematrix. There is, however, in SF. I'll prepare that EMP for next week, Niners. David Aikers before injury kicked for 4 PATs. Sorry Reedy, but 6 beats 4. Agent McNabb and TO: 14 + The others: 28 = "afhJfavIcaMebqeySruHOqeqW" 42, Oh those Worthless Niners 3
Week 2's Most Worthless Player: Dante Culpepper with 5 INTs. In the words of Payton Manning, your offense is offensive. He got picked more time than...well, this time the kid's finger is much higher in the nasal cavity and he's sitting pretty in the nurse's office.
Reedy: "who should I go with?"
Me: "I say pick Jeff Reed."
Reedy: "...that's a good call."
The initial reasoning behind that was based on a preseason assumption that the Steelers offense would not be up to snuff when gameday rolled around. Was I ever wrong or what? The reason for the Jeff Reed pick was that Reedy would amass huge points from red zone field goals for his fantasy team.
This was after he had already picked David Aikers. To review how that picked worked out, Aikers missed two field goals in Week 1 while Jeff Reed was kicking extra points like they were going out of style faster than slap bracelets at a middle school. This week 2 Aikers once again did not deliver.
He was injured for one kick.
If you have Mark Simineau on your fantasy team, you are a brave, brave man. The linebacker for the Eagles was called in to kick the extra point after another Eagles touchdown over Sucktown I mean San Francisco. More on that later. Simineau kicked the extra point, and split it perfectly. Enter him in for the car drawing, RMU.
And now, this week's Sunday recap, sans Cowboys cause they play Monday:
Steelers rumble at Unreliant Stadium - Why do I have this feeling this weekend was "It was over before you got there" weekend? While Gary was missing the first game of his 5 game hiatus due to play practice, the Steelers played in the sun in Reliant Stadium with the door open. 20-0 at the half. Thankfully for sportscasters on CBS you can put away your barrel of anecdotes for the 3rd quarter when the game's out of hand for next week. Steelers are playing the Pats, which got handed the "0wn3d" card today from Carolina, next week in what should be the first real season game for the steller stellers. Oh, and Reedy, Jeff Reed kicked two field goals. You really need to start him. Steelermania 27, Cattleheads 7
Cleveland's Revenge of the Nerds - Brett Favre threw for 50,000 career yards this game to a standing ovation. No, they weren't happy he hit this milestone. They were clapping that John Madden was not calling this game. Because after all, I think those two fathered a child or something. That or Brett owns stock in Ace Hardware. tool. While I could play a Madden and talk about Brett Favre this entire recap, I won't. Did you know Brett Favre wore braces once? That's amazing. Reminded me one time on the Maddencruiser when we got loaded and started doing donuts in the Unreliant Stadium parking lot. Oh sorry. Got carried away. Who did Brett Favre play against today? What? He lost? Brett Favre can't lose! Get me a fuckin bloomin onion! Romeo's Kennel 26, Brett Favre's Team 24
In San Francisco, there is a spoon - Tim Rattay is a Matrix-like player. No, I'm not talking about gravity-defying moves. No, I'm not talking about being super cool. And no, I am most certainly not talking being "The One." You see much like The Matrix movie, the first was good and the sequels sucked. Well Tim, slap your ass and call yourself Trinity in Reloaded, cause YOU. GOT. FUCKED. Sunday morning Mike Nolan, SF head coach, and Tim Rattay opted to take the red pill. They all got unplugged and found out how much of an abso-mess their football team is. They called Alex Smith their One. They found out he was their Mouse. 0/1 and only played one series. Rattay was picked more times than a 6 year old's nose. Meanwhile Agent McNabb and Agent Owens Burly Brawled for 2 TDs and McNabb found three other Agents and connected for 3 more. 28-0 at half time. McNabb played with a bruised chest. There is no pain in the Eaglematrix. There is, however, in SF. I'll prepare that EMP for next week, Niners. David Aikers before injury kicked for 4 PATs. Sorry Reedy, but 6 beats 4. Agent McNabb and TO: 14 + The others: 28 = "afhJfavIcaMebqeySruHOqeqW" 42, Oh those Worthless Niners 3
Week 2's Most Worthless Player: Dante Culpepper with 5 INTs. In the words of Payton Manning, your offense is offensive. He got picked more time than...well, this time the kid's finger is much higher in the nasal cavity and he's sitting pretty in the nurse's office.
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Wow, radiant diamond rings. How come no one ever leaves messages like that for me on my blog? ;)
Okay, I like football but know little about it so....I'll just take your word for it. :)
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