World War 3....or 4.....or 12.
It's times like this where I'm glad I do not watch or subscribe to cable television.
If you have been following the recent conflicts in Beirut (also called Beer Pong in most colleges), Lebanon between Hezbolla and Israel and all the madness of evacuations and violence there, then you'll know that it's turned into a bit of a conflict. Then again, leave it up to the ever popular news outlet of FOX news and former Speaker of the House Newt "30 pounds heavier" Gingrich to blow the situation out of proportion by declaring it our next World War.
According to them, the "World" part in "World War" means "Middle East, USA, and Britain". Just because it's a conflict doesn't mean it's going to turn into the next major superfight with a ressurected Hitler and Saddam Hussein pulling out musical numbers with the devil. No wait, that was the South Park movie. My bad.
Here's videos of their comments from The Colbert Report, with Stephen "Our Next F***ING Vice President" throwing down the rhetorical smackdown:
Now of course words can't describe my immediate feelings to these comments. Thereby, I have put into visual perspective the comments made by FOX News and Newt "50 pounds dumber" Gingrich that summarizes their message:
If you have been following the recent conflicts in Beirut (also called Beer Pong in most colleges), Lebanon between Hezbolla and Israel and all the madness of evacuations and violence there, then you'll know that it's turned into a bit of a conflict. Then again, leave it up to the ever popular news outlet of FOX news and former Speaker of the House Newt "30 pounds heavier" Gingrich to blow the situation out of proportion by declaring it our next World War.
According to them, the "World" part in "World War" means "Middle East, USA, and Britain". Just because it's a conflict doesn't mean it's going to turn into the next major superfight with a ressurected Hitler and Saddam Hussein pulling out musical numbers with the devil. No wait, that was the South Park movie. My bad.
Here's videos of their comments from The Colbert Report, with Stephen "Our Next F***ING Vice President" throwing down the rhetorical smackdown:
Now of course words can't describe my immediate feelings to these comments. Thereby, I have put into visual perspective the comments made by FOX News and Newt "50 pounds dumber" Gingrich that summarizes their message:
posted by Gary at
5:30 AM
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UPDATE:
Just so you don't shit your pants over this, The Slate offers assurance that this is not World World 3.
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